Friday, 25 October 2013
Me & cuz (Dina) in Fremantle..... we hang-out when I was there...
I was reading the local Malay news paper today about a 17yr-old mother of a 6-mth old baby, who just found out that she is suffering from cancer. Her mother who is 35 yrs old, was by her side, The report was about how they're gonna cope with medical bills and stuff.
What actually caught me was their age. The mother is 35yrs old, she is 17yrs old with a 6-mth old baby. Geez!!! At 35yrs old, she's already a grandmother!! Does that mean I'm as old as a grandfather...???!!! AM I THAT OLD..???? shit!!
On a different note..... spent Saturday afternoon at the beach with an old friend and her baby boy. Nothing much to say but I thought I handled the baby well. (better than the dad, as I was told...... hmmm...??) I'm quite natural with babies and kids (the good ones, not lil' devils)..... that's a side that not many people know. Now you know.... There are photos but don't think its appropriate to put it up here.
Looking at the two stories I had for the weekend..... it made me re-think if its my time....again? Could it be a sign of .......? Is this a 're-call'....? Is my time coming soon....? Whatever it is, I'm not gonna jump and start pressing buttons for no reason. However, any potential candidates are welcome to submit their applications via e-mail ....... or come and hook-up on FaceBook.
By the way, the photos in this post has no relevant significance to any of the stories here.
Has different plans from different human
Here's part of a report with regards to the recent shootings in "CRAZY USA" yesterday........
During the massacre at Columbine High School massacre in April 1999, two students, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, embarked on a shooting rampage, killing 12 students and a teacher, as well as wounding 24 others, before committing suicide.
"That shooting led to a period of introspection across the United States as the country briefly contemplated the downside of its celebrated "gun culture" but in the end, failed to pass laws or make other changes that would have made firearms less available.
A similar reaction followed the shooting in April of this year of 32 people by mentally disturbed student Cho Seung-Hui at Virginia Tech University, who also turned his arm on himself.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation reported last month that more than 1.4 million murders, rapes, robberies and assaults were committed around the United States last year, or a violent crime every 22 seconds.
The number of victims of violent crime in the United States last year was the equivalent of the entire population of European Union member Estonia or the African state of Gabon falling victim to murder, rape, robbery or assault.
The rate of violent crime was up by 1.9 percent compared with 2005, with murders climbing by 1.8 percent to nearly 15,000 cases last year."
Soon they are gonna debate again about gun control..... and will never get anything done. What they should actually do is..... Let people have guns and rifles and an other firearms. No gun-control crappy stuff. However, they should put a higher price on bullets.... like 1 bullet cost $5'000. Then, you'll make the crazy people thinking. Poor people can't be going around killing other people coz they can't afford it...... rich people can afford to kill, but is it worth putting $5000 in someone's head? And also, they should only sell bullets in "ADULT TOYS" stores. The thought of killing someone may change after looking at toys....... crazy people's mind revolve every 3 seconds. Trust me..... I know. I've got letters to prove
During the massacre at Columbine High School massacre in April 1999, two students, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, embarked on a shooting rampage, killing 12 students and a teacher, as well as wounding 24 others, before committing suicide.
"That shooting led to a period of introspection across the United States as the country briefly contemplated the downside of its celebrated "gun culture" but in the end, failed to pass laws or make other changes that would have made firearms less available.
A similar reaction followed the shooting in April of this year of 32 people by mentally disturbed student Cho Seung-Hui at Virginia Tech University, who also turned his arm on himself.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation reported last month that more than 1.4 million murders, rapes, robberies and assaults were committed around the United States last year, or a violent crime every 22 seconds.
The number of victims of violent crime in the United States last year was the equivalent of the entire population of European Union member Estonia or the African state of Gabon falling victim to murder, rape, robbery or assault.
The rate of violent crime was up by 1.9 percent compared with 2005, with murders climbing by 1.8 percent to nearly 15,000 cases last year."
Soon they are gonna debate again about gun control..... and will never get anything done. What they should actually do is..... Let people have guns and rifles and an other firearms. No gun-control crappy stuff. However, they should put a higher price on bullets.... like 1 bullet cost $5'000. Then, you'll make the crazy people thinking. Poor people can't be going around killing other people coz they can't afford it...... rich people can afford to kill, but is it worth putting $5000 in someone's head? And also, they should only sell bullets in "ADULT TOYS" stores. The thought of killing someone may change after looking at toys....... crazy people's mind revolve every 3 seconds. Trust me..... I know. I've got letters to prove
Has different plans from different human
JSTAR has struck gold with his blends/edits of reggae instrumentals & hip-hop accapellas released on limited 7 inches. having found their way into the bags and sets of every dj worth their salt including grandmaster flash, norman jay, francois k and the late great john peel they have been causing a stir in clubs worldwide. as well as these great bootlegs he has been kept busy remixing tunes for DJ Vadim, Black Grass, SWAY, Mic Assassin and Ms Dynamite one listen to these dance-floor gems give you an exact idea of the energy and style of this man's dj sets. Mixing up a blend of reggae inspired beats from hiphop to drum n bass, from ska to soul.
"the king of the naughty re-jig!!" - If Music?
"reggae's finest bootlegger" - eathebeat.co.uk
"better than anything else that's occurring on the mash-up circuit" - Vibe
"guaranteed to put a smile on your face" - groove distribution
"J Star is the years best pure party shizzle mash up dj bar none" - Dub boy Dub Specialist
www.myspace.com/jstarmusic
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Watchout for the next Rightclicka party at eM Studio....... its gonna be massive, just like the previous ones. Not for the cheezy-heads, faint-hearted nor monkeys-in-suspenders. Musically-inclined, fashion-bastards and society-retards..... this is your party. Unfortunately, due to the over-whelming response... we had to close the guestlist.
Once again, to everyone's surprise..... I was given the task to warm-up for JStar. I'm surprised too..... Mash-ups and bootlegs of everything are not my game even though I do dig them..... but the Rightclicka boys think we gonna rock the party. As DJs/musicians..... music comes from within. If its in you..... it'll stay there with you. So, lets see what I can come up with....
I've said it before.......,"..you don't know who I am, until you've walked the same lane..."
"the king of the naughty re-jig!!" - If Music?
"reggae's finest bootlegger" - eathebeat.co.uk
"better than anything else that's occurring on the mash-up circuit" - Vibe
"guaranteed to put a smile on your face" - groove distribution
"J Star is the years best pure party shizzle mash up dj bar none" - Dub boy Dub Specialist
www.myspace.com/jstarmusic
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Watchout for the next Rightclicka party at eM Studio....... its gonna be massive, just like the previous ones. Not for the cheezy-heads, faint-hearted nor monkeys-in-suspenders. Musically-inclined, fashion-bastards and society-retards..... this is your party. Unfortunately, due to the over-whelming response... we had to close the guestlist.
Once again, to everyone's surprise..... I was given the task to warm-up for JStar. I'm surprised too..... Mash-ups and bootlegs of everything are not my game even though I do dig them..... but the Rightclicka boys think we gonna rock the party. As DJs/musicians..... music comes from within. If its in you..... it'll stay there with you. So, lets see what I can come up with....
I've said it before.......,"..you don't know who I am, until you've walked the same lane..."
Before the very different economic future
It is very dis-heartening looking at my staff working their heart out on saturdays. They tried putting in their best efforts to serve the 'less-fortunate' models but what did they get out of it....??? rudeness, sarcasm and reactions that the common species don't deserve.
How would you feel about people coming to your club, shouting for free drinks, demanding for 'other' music, louder sound, f*cking in the toilet and tells u how to run your 'block'......
I'll contribute when my contribution counts...... I'll give when accepting is noble, .... for now, I'll be waiting for the day when "BEAUTIFUL" is taboo, and knowledge is "BLISS".......
Its Sunday, gonna go chillout at Coastes and catch prawns later at night.......
Get a rest kiddos......
Ciao......
How would you feel about people coming to your club, shouting for free drinks, demanding for 'other' music, louder sound, f*cking in the toilet and tells u how to run your 'block'......
I'll contribute when my contribution counts...... I'll give when accepting is noble, .... for now, I'll be waiting for the day when "BEAUTIFUL" is taboo, and knowledge is "BLISS".......
Its Sunday, gonna go chillout at Coastes and catch prawns later at night.......
Get a rest kiddos......
Ciao......
Please help us to prosecute ....
Deepavali (Festival of Lights), according to the Indians, brings joy to the unfortunates (not referring to the models on saturdays), and also togetherness amongst the human race...... (not referring to the race between humans and monkeys). All those lights and race aside, this year, we will not be serving Chapati and Thosai during the event, not even Tairoo (indian yoghurt).
What we will do is try bringing joy to fans of House music, with an open mind and everything unpretentious. From Deep/Soul, Funky, Electro, Disco, Bastardized, Prog and everything else in between. HOUSEBANDITS presents
DJ Smalls (ex-Attica)
DJ Yukun (ex-Centro, ex-Liquid Room)
DJ Razaq (ex-Convict, ex-Virgin)
Venue - eM Studio (ex-Liquid Room)
Time - doors open 10pm (ex-it)
What we will do is try bringing joy to fans of House music, with an open mind and everything unpretentious. From Deep/Soul, Funky, Electro, Disco, Bastardized, Prog and everything else in between. HOUSEBANDITS presents
DJ Smalls (ex-Attica)
DJ Yukun (ex-Centro, ex-Liquid Room)
DJ Razaq (ex-Convict, ex-Virgin)
Venue - eM Studio (ex-Liquid Room)
Time - doors open 10pm (ex-it)
Children's world is very sweet
That's it....... i've lost it. Just lost everything..... no more energy, no more drive, no more fuel and power to keep going like this. Drained out to the max, not sure how to refuel and recover. For once, I'm very sure that I need a freaking LIFE.
Eyes crossed, vision blurred, throat soared, ears blocked and mind twisted.
I'm gonna take the best advise I've heard after a long time....... get the hell out of this country.... make the money and run. Run to the nearest deserted, un-molested and un-civilized island you can find......
Point taken.....
Eyes crossed, vision blurred, throat soared, ears blocked and mind twisted.
I'm gonna take the best advise I've heard after a long time....... get the hell out of this country.... make the money and run. Run to the nearest deserted, un-molested and un-civilized island you can find......
Point taken.....
Best movie I've ever seen
Yeah.......!!! I'm Gay too...!!!! anybody wanna do "girls-day-out"...??? single ladies only...... bring on the PINK feathers!!!
btw, I do a mean back-rub (ask Lady K), foot-rub (ask Cookie), nose-rub (ask Miss Piggy), rub-a-dub-dub (ask .....)
I'd be Gay anytime for any single, intelligent, reasonable, fit & healthy women.......... preferably 25-40yrs old, working, owns a house or apartment, has an 'active' bank account, speaks proper english, doesn't suffer from depression or any mental disorders. The ability to do 'splits' will be an advantage (but not split personalities). Apply within.
Desperation has its limits.......... unless if you're ..................
btw, I do a mean back-rub (ask Lady K), foot-rub (ask Cookie), nose-rub (ask Miss Piggy), rub-a-dub-dub (ask .....)
I'd be Gay anytime for any single, intelligent, reasonable, fit & healthy women.......... preferably 25-40yrs old, working, owns a house or apartment, has an 'active' bank account, speaks proper english, doesn't suffer from depression or any mental disorders. The ability to do 'splits' will be an advantage (but not split personalities). Apply within.
Desperation has its limits.......... unless if you're ..................
Del writing to refrain from an old frien
In conjunction with the weekly charity drive, here are the .......
THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO TO MODELS (or else.... we'll report it to the SPCA)
1. Give them too many drinks (they'll get drunk, lost conciousness, and report that their drink was spiked)
2. Look at them...... (coz they'll think they are really beautiful)
3. Smile at them......(coz they'll ask for more free drinks)
4. Show them where the toilets are.... (they think its a love nest)
5. Help them down the stairs..... (time consuming, just push them down. Its faster)
6. Give them cigarettes.... (they'll tell others to take from you)
7. Play their favourite song..... (coz they'll start dancing and its an awful sight)
8. Play "WHITE HORSE" ...... (some wants to be a jockey, while others try singing in their native, eastern european language)
9. Take their photos..... (it'll spoil your camera)
10. Don't speak in English.... (coz they'll try asking 20 other stupid questions to irritate you)
THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO TO MODELS (or else.... we'll report it to the SPCA)
1. Give them too many drinks (they'll get drunk, lost conciousness, and report that their drink was spiked)
2. Look at them...... (coz they'll think they are really beautiful)
3. Smile at them......(coz they'll ask for more free drinks)
4. Show them where the toilets are.... (they think its a love nest)
5. Help them down the stairs..... (time consuming, just push them down. Its faster)
6. Give them cigarettes.... (they'll tell others to take from you)
7. Play their favourite song..... (coz they'll start dancing and its an awful sight)
8. Play "WHITE HORSE" ...... (some wants to be a jockey, while others try singing in their native, eastern european language)
9. Take their photos..... (it'll spoil your camera)
10. Don't speak in English.... (coz they'll try asking 20 other stupid questions to irritate you)
I know there are human beings on Earth!
The Sex Fairy .Have you ever received this Chain Letter before??
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2 Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in .5 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
Bloody hell!!.....I have send out 20 copies to my friends and Nothing happened.
I think the Sex Fairy must be a male. If he turn up I sure hantam wan. KNN
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2 Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in .5 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.
Bloody hell!!.....I have send out 20 copies to my friends and Nothing happened.
I think the Sex Fairy must be a male. If he turn up I sure hantam wan. KNN
I managed to get you?
OK boys...... enough with the "Sperm-Donation" thingy...... time to get off the topic and move to another......
the following post is a contribution from a friend in Malaysia.
Recently Malaysian Government has rejected the proposal to employ women from China as maids.
The Cabinet did not agree to the proposal by the Malaysian Association of Foreign Housemaids to allow Chinese maids to work here.
He said the recent government decision to allow maids from India, Nepal, Laos and Vietnam was to diversify sources of maids “so that we are not too dependent on any one country”.
In an immediate reaction, the association urged the Government reconsider China as an option by taking into account the constant difficulty in sourcing for maids from Indonesia and the fact that 80% of households that hire maids are Chinese. Below are the main reasons why China maids are rejected.
the following post is a contribution from a friend in Malaysia.
Recently Malaysian Government has rejected the proposal to employ women from China as maids.
The Cabinet did not agree to the proposal by the Malaysian Association of Foreign Housemaids to allow Chinese maids to work here.
He said the recent government decision to allow maids from India, Nepal, Laos and Vietnam was to diversify sources of maids “so that we are not too dependent on any one country”.
In an immediate reaction, the association urged the Government reconsider China as an option by taking into account the constant difficulty in sourcing for maids from Indonesia and the fact that 80% of households that hire maids are Chinese. Below are the main reasons why China maids are rejected.
There I learned all ambiguity and doubt ... what should I do?
I'm not sure if I've become a boring person, demanding consumer or expecting too much from something too little. I think the local tv programmes are getting from bad to worse. I'm not one of those people who watch tv that often. So, when I do get the chance, naturally, every programme should be interesting, or at least worth checking out. Unfortunately, that was not the case.
I realised that the same people appears on tv nearly 5 times a day. That, I think is visual pollution. The next time you watch tv, try counting how many times you saw Gurmit Singh, Adrian Pang, Fiona Xie, Michelle Chia and Andrea Fuckseca comes on. (I'd rather the latter cum on tv....)
With no apparent reason, i got a glimpse of Deal or No Deal on tv....... (I heard someone said, "Dew or No Dew") - shut up guys!! it got nothing to do with watching Cookie!!
It happen to be the pilot episode for season 2 with celebrity guest, Fiona!!! damn it!! she was irritating....loud, and a show-off. and I think she didn't know how the game is played. Pity the charity organisation they were playing for. Soon, they gonna have the Hunks episode. To some, its eye-candy watching the girls and guys (I used to think so....) to some it could be an eye-sore (yea, just because I'm not dating one of 'em anymore, I can say that. call me sore-loser..... NOT)... but the argument here is ..... where have all the creativity gone to..??? Some people say all the creative people are in Mediacorp. I beg to differ. Why can't they have an episode with all the 'divas', transverstites, impesonators and drag-queens...?? wouldn't it be cool??!! it'll add colour and FUN. Yeah, thats the word....FUN!! 26 of the drag-queens in one episode will sure be 'heaven & hell' in the studio. Btw, 'beautiful' is not beautiful anymore.
After watching "Dew or No Dew"...... came another programme, which is totally dedundant. FOREPLAY. Got nothing to do with sex, no.4, or whatsoever. Its just about Eunice, 4 super-bimbo (who can't act, can't smile, can't pronounce proper English words, no sense of rhythm and unfriendly to the tv cameras), talking about cars...... costing $1/2 million dollars.
Do they realise that people who can afford those cars don't watch tv.....? they are out racing with peers to screw as many females as they can...... and the fact that they interviewed Hafiz Koh (local race driver) about the Mercedez SLK. He made it look like it was a stud from the Centro Boy's Club....... no prizes for guessing what he prefers for breakfast. I'm sure its banana shake rather than orange squeeze. They girls are awfully wrong, except for the NMP Eunice in hot-pants! First, the government trying to imposed extra charges on the road to curb the number of cars. Then, they made a programme about which car to buy...??? Right-on!! Why can't they make programmes about abusive girlfriends, beautiful-cheats, ugly-cashiers, fat-cows or rude-bartenders? Worse still, they should make programmes about sensitive, humourous, talented, not-so-rich single guys. At least, it'll relate to some of the viewers out there.
There you go, instead of just complaining, I gave ideas. That means I'm being constructive and not just a critic.
The irritation didn't stop there. After the FOREPLAY programme, came TAB TV discussing about a very important issue......"Internet Gaming Addiction and Illegal Surfing over Unsecured Wireless Connection........."
Do they realise that there are more important issues out there......?? Do they know about FACEBOOK addiction..??? How about Topless internet Surfing...???
I realised that the same people appears on tv nearly 5 times a day. That, I think is visual pollution. The next time you watch tv, try counting how many times you saw Gurmit Singh, Adrian Pang, Fiona Xie, Michelle Chia and Andrea Fuckseca comes on. (I'd rather the latter cum on tv....)
With no apparent reason, i got a glimpse of Deal or No Deal on tv....... (I heard someone said, "Dew or No Dew") - shut up guys!! it got nothing to do with watching Cookie!!
It happen to be the pilot episode for season 2 with celebrity guest, Fiona!!! damn it!! she was irritating....loud, and a show-off. and I think she didn't know how the game is played. Pity the charity organisation they were playing for. Soon, they gonna have the Hunks episode. To some, its eye-candy watching the girls and guys (I used to think so....) to some it could be an eye-sore (yea, just because I'm not dating one of 'em anymore, I can say that. call me sore-loser..... NOT)... but the argument here is ..... where have all the creativity gone to..??? Some people say all the creative people are in Mediacorp. I beg to differ. Why can't they have an episode with all the 'divas', transverstites, impesonators and drag-queens...?? wouldn't it be cool??!! it'll add colour and FUN. Yeah, thats the word....FUN!! 26 of the drag-queens in one episode will sure be 'heaven & hell' in the studio. Btw, 'beautiful' is not beautiful anymore.
After watching "Dew or No Dew"...... came another programme, which is totally dedundant. FOREPLAY. Got nothing to do with sex, no.4, or whatsoever. Its just about Eunice, 4 super-bimbo (who can't act, can't smile, can't pronounce proper English words, no sense of rhythm and unfriendly to the tv cameras), talking about cars...... costing $1/2 million dollars.
Do they realise that people who can afford those cars don't watch tv.....? they are out racing with peers to screw as many females as they can...... and the fact that they interviewed Hafiz Koh (local race driver) about the Mercedez SLK. He made it look like it was a stud from the Centro Boy's Club....... no prizes for guessing what he prefers for breakfast. I'm sure its banana shake rather than orange squeeze. They girls are awfully wrong, except for the NMP Eunice in hot-pants! First, the government trying to imposed extra charges on the road to curb the number of cars. Then, they made a programme about which car to buy...??? Right-on!! Why can't they make programmes about abusive girlfriends, beautiful-cheats, ugly-cashiers, fat-cows or rude-bartenders? Worse still, they should make programmes about sensitive, humourous, talented, not-so-rich single guys. At least, it'll relate to some of the viewers out there.
There you go, instead of just complaining, I gave ideas. That means I'm being constructive and not just a critic.
The irritation didn't stop there. After the FOREPLAY programme, came TAB TV discussing about a very important issue......"Internet Gaming Addiction and Illegal Surfing over Unsecured Wireless Connection........."
Do they realise that there are more important issues out there......?? Do they know about FACEBOOK addiction..??? How about Topless internet Surfing...???
Readers advisory blog for a better future....
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at
night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward...forward. ...backward.
....forward. .. stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I
have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both Disappear at
night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward. ...backward...forward. ...backward.
....forward. .. stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby
looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I
have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters
the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand.
One of the major festivals in the country
The time has come to prove what team-players mean, or WHERE the sense of belonging is........ it will be a fight to the end, Race to the finishing line! With the bunch or RETARDS behind me....... I'll bet my lungs we gonna hit it. In fact, I'm already calculating next month's target. I'm not trying to count the eggs before it hatches...... its just my confidence with the team. If they can hold on to NOTHING for the last 9 months....... this LAST sprint should be a breather.
There might be an after-party...... provided all is well.
Now..... for the rest of you who thinks too much, talk too much but nothing moved..... come down tonight and show me your support..... if you have one.
Nuff said.......
Bring me my cookie.
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